October 2011
14 posts
Higher Up: Hey would you like to permanently switch positions with (insert coworker here)? Me: I don’t think that I’m strong enough to do things on my own out there (most of the time)…..-pointing at my arms- Higher Up: Well that’s why you’ll get help Me: I’ll think about it A few minutes later Higher Up: Would you prefer to switch off every other night instead?...
September 2011
17 posts
Yesterday morning I was sneaking food upstairs when I realized that my room door was shut and my hands were too occupied to open it. In one hand was my huge cup of water and in the other my sandwiches which I really didn’t plan on putting down anytime soon so instead I quickly thought up alternative plan. The first one that came to mind was to use my mouth as a third hand and of course in...
Obviously my job shouldn’t have to revert back to a place filled with reminders of my single life but it has and that’s why I’m taking a breather from those thoughts for a few months. By doing this I can only hope that for once the things you do or say won’t make me feel so unwanted inside because you are just another oblivious guy in a relationship. I let this happen to me...
If your willing to boldly state in front of me that my friend and I get in the way of you doing your job that’s fine because its true in some cases. But what’s not okay about this situation is the fact that these questions were left unanswered:
Why did you seem so threatened by the idea of me telling someone that they’re being talked about behind their backs when you’d...
According to my friend most fast food places typically cook their french fries in the same greases as the meats so that means I’ve been unknowningly eating “tainted” fries at one point or another after going veg. Would this mean that my five years of dedication are technically all lies or does my unawareness of this sort of thing count for something? Honestly if I could just...
Anonymous asked: What kind of relationship do you have with your brothers and sister, especially being the eldest? I myself have 5 brothers and a sister (odd, huh?) and although we're scattered all over the world and we get on each others nerves like nobodies business, we're still a fairly tight knit bunch. I love them.
Out of all the people that asked me why I came in late on Friday you were the only one to actually say that you cared about me after I responded as if a curious mind wasn’t your only reason for asking. Seriously it was so unexpected that now I’m redirecting my energy back towards building a friendship that was slowly fading away with time and a lack of communication. Not that I wanted...
If I ever decide to cut my hair off for one reason or another I’d really like to start wearing cowboy hats. My stepdad has a few of them in the basement and the things that I find the most interesting about them are the folded in sides and those dents in the main parts of it.
During my three hour math class my stomach started to feel like it was going to impode within itself and I thought that I was going to die. Basically the whole time I wanted to leave and I kept telling myself to never eat anything ever again as if thats possible. Then after forcing myself to work through the pain I went home and took a nap and everything was better I even had sandwichs (PB&J...
Things I do in my car when I think that no ones...
Typically during the day I just sing along to whatever song comes on the radio or Gaga’s cd but at night I don’t mind attempting to dance/headbang/flail too. I dunno its just a habit of mine since car rides are pretty dull at times and I have to keep myself entertained. Someone from work actually caught me yesterday at a red light “performing” to Goverment Hooker but she...
I just looked at my History book for the first time today because I was actually going to read the suggested chapters before my exam and it turns out that I bought the wrong book. Like literally nothing on it even vaguely resembles what it says on my syllabus so I’m not really sure how this could have happened but it did. Currently questioning my sanity.
To: Little tree
Hearing about your mistake I thought nothing of it at first because it seemed so small at the time but gradually as the night continued things only got worse. I watched your attempts at hiding your sadness through silence and distancing (reminding me of myself in more ways than one) then you just reached a breaking point and tears appeared. This was the first time I ever saw you cry and it made me...
Art project 001
Earlier my imagination finally released some concept sketches for my “Flawed Bust” series which I’ve had on my mind for maybe a week and a half now. The idea is that I’m going to expose every flaw I can find above my shoulders ( I have about eight or nine currently)by putting them under a “spotlight” of sorts and exaggerating them to a point where maybe others...
Someone with the exact same name as my best friend followed me recently and of course I automatically assumed it was actually her lol.
My mom asked me to take my brother to McDonald’s because apparently his car is low on gas and he couldn’t afford to refill it(as if I cared) so I did. Anyways on the way there we argued about it so I ended up dropping him off instead of going through the drive thru. When I returned to pick him up I waited and waited and he was literally no where to be found. So I drove home and my mom...
Has anyone else ever had like white rice for breakfast? Because I was talking about this earlier with my coworkers and they looked so confused even though I thought it was common. I dunno its one of the few things my mom/step dad cooked “regularly” with sugar/butter and its so unhealthy/amazing.
