March 2011
10 posts
The first conversation I had with my mom today and she decides to make it weird…
Mom: I gave birth to you vaginally
Me:I didn’t come from there I came from the stork
Mom: What’s even worse is it’s close to the anus
Me:Oh my god
Mom: Fine believe what you want but one day you’ll have to be an adult about it
Stepdad: It’s never too late to have the talk you...
February 2011
20 posts
A late post about my Saturday (recap)
I decided on Friday night that I was going to go to a friends birthday party which meant that I needed to wake up early, buy a gift, and find her house before 2pm.
So while I woke up it was an hour later then planned throwing off everything else yet I still tried to go. Random Fact: These little girls were selling chocolate bars outside of the bank and I couldn’t help but give in to their...
This morning my coworkers decided to tell me that I couldn’t survive in the real world and that I live a sheltered life and well in a way they are sort of right. But even though its the truth that doesn’t mean it didn’t both hurt and lower me as a person…..
My dream from yesterday
Lady gaga was performing in this parade but instead of standing on the float she was walking alongside it with a cordless microphone. And then on the actual float were these people dressed like monsters dancing/performing with brooms. But oddly enough while I was watching on the side of the street my perspective of it was from other peoples views more so then my own.
Eventually the show ended...
I cant put this off any longer or things will just...
By that I mean that for the last few weeks I’ve put off working on my computer class simply out of a lack of both drive and interest. But now my moms starting to ask about my progress which doesn’t exist and well it’s about time that I fix the problem I’ve created. The saddest thing is I haven’t been on it in so long that I can’t even remember if it’s a...
My boss tapped my butt on purpose as I left my work area lol someone’s comfortable around me I’m guessing.
I'm fine just give me time
There’s this guy who constantly comments on everything I seem to do wrong in his opinion and well as a way of telling him to back off I just decided to ignore him for a few minutes. Yeah it may seem like I’m just taking the easy way out by simply ignoring my “problem” temporarily but it worked for me. After a few minutes of sitting on my thoughts and taking a breather...
The little things people do for me make me happy inside:
This morning I somehow starting bleeding under my finger nail and my coworker noticed and actually walked all the way to the emergency area just to get me a band aid.
Oh and this guy that I don’t really know that well helped me undo this ring I couldn’t get undone.
I'm taking my blog in a new direction
While mostly I’ve blogged about everyday life I feel the need to add on that idea and start writing more about myself as an individual. So you guys wont just see my life but the guy living it if that makes sense. Ugh I dunno where I’m going with this post everything makes sense in my head though so I figured why not state it.
I just can’t like you anymore cause in the end the only person I’m screwing over is myself and I just can’t deal with those feelings anymore. You’ve treated me like a friend from the start and maybe it’s about time that I accepted the label given to me. (I really don’t want to think about any of this right now cause I don’t know how to feel right now.)
Why would you do something like that right infront...
Okay so I was at my mom’s birthday party yesterday night and I literally watched my mom’s aunt steal a candle holder right off the table and put it in her bag. But that’s not all even after being caught by me she still left with it like nothing happened….
I'll get my superbowl post out of the way now to...
Truthfully the game doesn’t matter to me as much as watching the commercials and the new glee episode right after lol.
My friend was having a bad day at work yesterday and because of that she was very aggressive towards everyone else around her including me. Anyways another friend and I started talking about her bad vibes and lets just say I said something that wasn’t exactly the nicest thing in the world. To sum things up the conversation lead me to say that it would suck to date her which was very low of...
Friend A: I’m so hungry that I could eat Derek
Me: Really cause I’m made of chocolate
Friend A: -Makes face-
Me: I didn’t mean like that….
1. What happened today? If it was the last day of...
This morning started off my crush being extra helpful towards me at work earlier. And me being put in the perfect situation to talk to him yet avoiding it out of shyness and thoughts of him still being taken as mentioned in previous posts. Though even with these things coming to mind I still found a way to enjoy the moment.Oh and one of my coworkers joked about the embarrassing accident from...
When your friend has an argument over facebook and you can’t help but look at their comments.
"Your trying to kill me aren't you"
Those were the words I said right after almost getting a forklift’s fork sent through my ankle. Okay it wasn’t really as serious as it sounds, though coincidentally enough the driver of said forklift was the girl that I had argued with a few weeks ago. Could this have been a planned “accident”? Just kidding she wouldn’t do that would she…..
Sometimes it feels great to just not care about anything for a few minutes.
